Fireworks going off? Up to my armpits in filth, about to be devoured by a creature I thought would love me forever. Oh, brother. Oh, a hunter doesn't worry me, Woo Hoo Hoo, Woo Hoo Hoo! How'd ya know I like lollipops? Aah! Heh-heh. I'll rid the world of disgusting echtoplasmic slime, like J.P. Cubish (loud thunder) er, I mean, NICE echtoplasmic slime, like J.P. Heh-heh. Nice bills, good bills. Yuck! ", "Only a dirty rat would do that, or a dirty duck! *WHACK*, "Hocus pocus. Yup. Im forming a Secret Alliance! Honest, I'm not lying Monsters lead such interesting lives When you see them Coming down the street You better not have weights Tied to your feet They'll steal your heart Tear you apart Limb from limb On a whim they'll suck your brains And eat your remains They'll slice you up With little forks and knives They're never merry They're oh so scary Daffy Duck and the Quackbusters was an American animated horror-mystery-comedy television series, serving as a sequel to Daffy Duck's Quackbusters, itself based on the Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies franchise, being developed by Greg Ford and Terry Lennon. Daffy succeeds and when Cubish kicks the bucket, Daffy earns all his money from his will as long as he uses it for goodwill. Movie: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters Franchise: Looney Tunes Incarnations View all 138 versions of Daffy Duckon BTVA. Take it easy, fat stuff. HYMIE! ITA Looney Tunes Daffy Duck To Duck or Not To Duck. PORKY: Ha, ha! Adventures in Palm Beach Lakes Library Series, When the film aired on Cartoon Network's Cartoon Theater (the former name of Cartoon Network's "Flick on Flicks" block, which is set aside for feature-length films), the part during Daffy's car sale where Daffy adds in a six-pack ofBilly Beerwith each purchase of a car was cut. Daffy Duck For President | Bugs, Daffy | Looney Tunes. I'll give 'em community service! Uh "Magic can be performed either by potions. Don't whip dis poor ol' body! never underestimate the power of the media. We will always have Paris", "Well whataya know, she loves me! we could probably hit Palm Springs by this afternoon. "It's supply and demand," the spook. Year Released. They supply the ghosts and I demand the money. on the Internet. : The Return of Black Adam, List of Warner Bros. In his early days he was a hyperactive, at times . Daffy decides to blame the debacle on the absent Porky and absent-mindedly remarks that there was "nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs." Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish'sbutler(also a dog). Nothing simpler than a little juggling of the books. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes film, starring Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, Tweety, Sylvester, and Porky Pig. Are we to assume that there is anything significant, That A, a butler might not want his master, said butler should endeavor to remove from the premises. It's slopping over with gripping suspense. DODGE! Duck, I seem to be having trouble with my kitchen . falling for that split-personality monster gag. Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Sylvester, you come out of there this instant. He is perhaps best known for directing the films Daffy Duck's Quackbusters (1988) and (Blooper) Bunny (1991). My company has authorized me to offer, at slashed prices. under honest-to-goodness field conditions. Balloon going up? SPIN! After the repo crew takes away his belongings, Daffy's building is condemned with him still in it. zombies and men from Mars traipsing about. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH! on a potentially lucrative business endeavor. Well, actually, I was just in the neighborhood, and I--. 0 erabiltzaile guztira eta 1 Bisitari erabiltzaile gai hau ikusten ari dira. "Elderberry wine and old lace," you said. Daffy, There are no reviews yet. Additional Metadata Formats METSXML Record I'LL MAKE ALL THE NOISE I WANNA!!!" Upload stories, poems, character descriptions & more. He then receives a call from Porky, who is returning with Sylvester from their assignment to Dry Gulch, and Daffy reassigns him to the SuperstitionMountains, much to Sylvester's chagrin. Before impact, Daffy sadly tells the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!". ", "What a hypocrite! Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. I'm two people in one! After Cubish's death soon afterward ("died laughing", reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, which is locked in a safe, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a beneficial public service and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. -, "Hankerin' for trouble, eh?! However, no sooner does he announce to the audience that there is no such thing as a tiny elephant then it turns up on Daffy's television interview, rendering him a public laughing stock. Where were you the night of April the 16th? YOU BUST IN HERE AND YOU BUST OUT WITH A WHISTLE AND YOU SNAFU THE WHOLE WORKS! Well, look, Con, about those telephones. IT'S POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUS!" The story of the film serves as a continuation/re-working of DaffyDilly. HA HA! ", "Yahoo! Fireworks gone off? Oh, brother, not another schizophrenic dame. for the latest news on the health of tycoon. Thanks, chum. Daffy Ducks Quackbusters (VHS 1988) Mel Blanc, Buggs Bunny, Daffy Duck. ", "H-Y-M-I-E! Weren't we lucky to find an unoccupied suite, Sylvester? So you have these Tupperware parties often? Hey, Sybil, any more like you in the family? Using the storyboards drawn and sent by Greg Ford for the Quackbusters review, a scene from the movie is recreated. It later aired on Cartoon Network. A schit - a schit - a SCHITZOPHRENIAC!!" ", "That's the last time I work with somebody with a speech impediment! Ha, ha! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost, Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge, Deathstroke: Knights & Dragons: The Movie, Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle of the Realms, Straight Outta Nowhere: Scooby-Doo! Come along now, you pusillanimous pussycat, you. Wanting a quick and easy way to . STANDS4 LLC, 2023. such as our generous employee insurance policies. --, "I may be a craven little coward, but I'm a, "I'm so crazy, I don't know this is impossible. Yes. Sittin' on eggs is sissy-stuff!" Which reminds me, where is that stupid rabbit? Massacre started yet? It was the final theatrical production in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the various Looney Tunes characters before his death on July 10, 1989. Just the ticket. This film is inspired by Ghostbusters. Daffy Duck : Poor old Bugs. It was released to theaters on September 24, 1988. Where did you ever get that awful hairdo? Brother, the things I have to put up with. The film ends with Daffy angrily shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Cubish!" Share your thoughts, experiences, and stories behind the art. I love these novelty accoutrements. TURN! Get off of me. Daffy's scream as he got hit by the wrecking ball is both Wile E. Coyote's and Sylvester's screams taken from both ". Suddenly, the glacier cracks! "My clients supply the ghosts, and. It couldn't be him! Frederick Bean "Tex" Avery (February 26, 1908 - August 26, 1980) was an American animator, cartoonist, director, and voice actor.He was known for directing and producing animated cartoons during the golden age of American animation.His most significant work was for the Warner Bros. and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer studios, where he was crucial in the creation and evolution of famous animated . Before impact, Daffy sadly tells the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!". Watch that first step, Meadows. OOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOO! Be the first one to, Storyboard to Screen: Daffy Duck's Quackbusters | Looney Tunes Critic Quickie. Massacre started yet? Aah! Anybody who'd be scared of a masquerade costume. G 1988 72 minutes Save Rate movie Parents say age 7+ Based on 1 review Kids say age 14+ Based on 1 review Watch or buy Common Sense is a nonprofit organization. And-- Whoa, it appears we have a celebrity in our midst. Special bulletin. DAFFY: Right this way, folks. These Transylvanian hardwoods ain't too soft. "Even though you're kind of little, I'll teach you how to spray your spittle!". A veritable paragon of wholesome family entertainment. -, "A SMASHING FRONTAL ATTACK ON ENEMY REAR?!" 3:15. Idea Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. Determined to be rid of the spirit, Daffy recruits his friends -- Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny and others -- to start a ghost-busting service. That's just the advantage I need. Smogzilla's just like any unemployed actor. Contents 1 Storyline 2 Cartoons Featured in Order 3 Also See 4 Movie Trailer 5 Sound Effects Used 6 Image Gallery 7 Audio Samples Storyline Following the events of J.P. Qubish's passing, Daffy inherts his fortune and uses it to run a Paranormalist Business. SoWhat do you say WE go for a little SPIN?! ", "YOU'RE KILLING ME! I'd like to use your telephone. Looney Tunes Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. Here, Daffy Duck is a salesman who accepts a job to fulfill millionaire J.B. Cubish's wish to make him laugh one more time before he passes on. However, when Daffy earns a dollar bill, it instantly vanishes. Mint 17 MATE (GNU/Linux) Software librea erabili. I can't afford to leave any stone unturned. Hideous, terrifying monster? "Daffy Duck's Quackbusters" Scripts.com. They ought to screen this place. There's something screwy going on down there. the latest news on the health of tycoon multimillionaire, is in a critical condition. It is also available on iTunes. [IN GERMAN ACCENT] So tell me, mein fraulein. Hmm. It was also one of the two compilation films of classic Warner Bros. cartoon shorts not composed by Robert J. Walsh (the other being 1979's The Bugs Bunny/Road Runner Movie, which was composed by Dean Elliott). It's getting a little crowded in here. Advanced embedding details, examples, and help, Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). 1988. But too bad the rabbit had to overact so much. Well, you couldn't ask for a better pigeon than that. Flippety flam. Now, I've gotta give an interesting old lady a manicure. Could you please connect me with a certain Mr. Daffy Duck. HYMIE!! Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 animated compilation film featuring classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. vampires evaporated and monsters remonstrated. (implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy) which cuts to a 'Finis' card. I mean, what's he gonna do? oh?" "It's supply and demand! When the city is swept with reports of a tiny elephant, Daffy, presuming it mere hysteria, hopes to profit by soothing the public with his "expert" testimony. Let's see what my nemesis has been up to in my absence. I always said, four heads are better than one. Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. I can still get out of this. Daffy decides to blame the debacle on the absent Porky and absent-mindedly remarks that there was "nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs." Porky Pig reporting for duty, O noble leader. HOW IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS REASONABLE DO YOU EXPECT A GUY TO GET HIS SLUMBER WHEN A GOOF LIKE YOU GOES AROUND MAKING NOISES LIKE A ONE MAN FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION?! Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny, and Porky Pig. Community service. 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