During the first presidential debate, Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden claimed that Republican President Donald Trump once considered detonating a nuclear device inside of a hurricane to stop it. A hurricane would shrug off a nuclear bomb the way an elephant does a gnat. James P. Kossin, a researcher with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration who was part of the study, says flat out, "We're making these storms more deleterious." First after 17 more weeks releases began again with article 141 on Tuesday January 16, 2016. Regarding the question it could be done, but why did the guy asking the question whish to do such a horrible thing Randall ends up asking back. dinosaurs. Stack them. And since I am already feeling like Bilbo in this one, is there anything else in my pocket that would have unexpected amounts of stored energy? This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. The flooding they cause is also terrible and deadly, but at least the law of gravitation means that the water stays by the ground. This is neither aerodynamic nor a good idea. Later he released a different countdown with comic 2636: What If? tsunamis. What if you exploded a nuclear bomb (say, the Tsar Bomba) at the bottom of the Marianas Trench? Hurricanes [] Hurricane Where-The-Hell-Is-Bermuda []. Would it negate the need for a heat shield? If my printer could literally print out money, would it have that big an effect on the world? Since then there was no new posts for almost four years. I also understand that by doing this, Jupiter slowed down very slightly. The majority of the worlds plants die and the food chain collapses Earlier this year, Severe Tropical Storm Sanvu passed over the Mariana "You could hear a gnat fart in that meeting," the source told Axios. terrifying passage describing the detonation of a submerged gigaton mine What in my pocket actually contains more energy, my Zippo or my smartphone? Bernard Le Mehaute and Shen Wang. Could a person walk the entire city of NY in their lifetime? What if people's incomes appeared around them as cash in real time? Copy paste the above text and correct the number and the title to get this result: The two first articles were released on the same day, Tuesday July 10, 2012, probably to get the blog going, and let users of xkcd see that there was going to be more. "By the way," he continued, gesturing to Trump, "he has an answer for hurricanes. What would happen from the impact of the mountain falling 1 inch? In the memo, one of the eight ideas Freeman discusses is the use of rim. Those storms don't even get names, so they can't be that big a deal. More details.. "Needless to say, this is not a good idea.". Could a high-speed train run through a vertical loop, like a rollercoaster, with the passengers staying comfortable? Why not nuke a hurricane? wiped out. Chris Landsea, science and operations officer at the National Hurricane Center wrote (via Live Science), "About 80 of these disturbances form every year in the Atlantic basin, but only about 5 become hurricanes in a typical year. (The Metric System). From here on standard release day was Thursday. The tree and splash would be great. What could I use as a clear medium? What is the longest possible sunset you can experience while driving, assuming we are obeying the speed limit and driving on paved roads? What if everyone actually had only one soul mate, a random person somewhere in the world? What about 1 foot? How quickly would the ocean's drain if a circular portal 10 meters in radius leading into space was created at the bottom of Challenger Deep, the deepest spot in the ocean? What if a spacecraft slowed down on re-entry to just a few miles per hour using rocket boosters like the Mars-sky-crane? It's baffling and has made me automatically adjust heating times to over 2 minutes. It was released. From here on standard release day was Wednesday. But it might have, and that's enough to concern scientists, especially when they are talking about going from cloud seeding to nuclear weapons. The This means you're free to copy and share these comics (but not to sell them). ", "I never said that," Trump retorted. Around the early 1990s, scientists started discovering jumbled fields of If all the seas were one sea, 195 years. What would happen if all of the rivers in the US were instantly frozen in the middle of the summer? Since 2014, there's also a book of the blog. How many model rocket engines would it take to launch a real rocket into space? If they looked at our star right now, what would they see? Dotted lines indicating hurricane paths cover the map, all red except where noted. Why don't we nuke them? Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License, fall into Jupiter's atmosphere in a submarine, https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php?title=what_if&oldid=304504. Don't take any chances. After World War II, they started trying in a big way. Explosion. On the blog, Randall, who has a degree in physics and a strong scientific background, discusses hypothetical physics questions apparently submitted by readers. But what if we could stop a hurricane in its tracks? {{Title text: Knuth Paper-Stack Notation: Write down the number on pages. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. The first couple dozen ideas scientists came up with were totally ineffective, but the next big breakthrough could be right around the corner. There is a water average. to rapidly intensify. The only three weeks break, the sixth break in total. [[An unlabeled map shows the region roughly between central Canada and northern Brazil. Most of the time it would not hit anyhing. (In other words, how long could we chuck nukes at hurricanes until our nuclear arsenal ran out?). If everyone put little turbine generators on the downspouts of their houses and businesses, how much power would we generate? When completed, six small reactors to be built in Idaho could be powering homes in Southern Utah by 2030. No, but it does make some really cool patterns. See the [[what if]] ''{{what if|147|Niagara Straw}}''. As with a lot of these answers, just don't. Could a (small) rocket (with payload) be lifted to a high point in the atmosphere where it would only need a small rocket to get to escape velocity? The second of two longer shifts in release day two weeks in a row which resulted in only two releases over three weeks, resulting in the eight break in total. We've had examples of it before. Category:Hurricanes - explain xkcd. If so, how many golf balls would be required to reach the Moon? If they are radioactive, then they radiate energy. Freemans son, science historian George Dyson, got a paper copy of the She has learned enough about the rules of the road to know never to drive into the ocean; however, she jokingly suggested that given a sufficient quantity of rental cars, she could eventually get to Europe by driving east repeatedly. Randall announced his what if? it just under the surface. improbable typhoon interaction, the overall effect of the bomb isnt Join half a million readers enjoying Newsweek's free newsletters. The destruction hurricanes leave in their wake is epic. And we could make it not deadly, somehow? 30 years to walk, much longer for the sentence. I got it. What if we were to dump all the tea in the world into the Great Lakes? The column of deep, hot water from our nuke could conceivably How far would a tungsten countertop descend if I dropped it into the Sun? The bill had no co-sponsors, never received a hearing and never became law. Her 13-year-old friend would then drive the Ferrari around, while she sits in the chair enjoying uninterrupted views of the countryside. What if you built a siphon from the oceans on Europa to Earth? Rough estimates indicate that the inundation It goes through three or four cycles of this collapse and expansion "Apart from the fact that this might not even alter the storm, this approach neglects the problem that the released radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas and cause devastating environmental problems," the page states. Assuming that you have a spaceship in orbit around the Earth, could you propel your ship to speeds exceeding escape velocity by hitting golf balls in the other direction? It would be too bright to watch and it would turn into rock quickly. Answer: NO!!!!! Australia owns most of the galaxy at certain points in time. This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial 2.5 License. Now I've realized that a flamethrower is impractical, but what about a high-powered microwave emitter? And since currents move everything in the ocean around, radioactive fallout would not stay in one place and would definitely make it to land eventually. Meteorologist Chris Landsea of the National Hurricane Center explains (via Popular Mechanics) "To change a Category 5 hurricane into a Category 2 hurricane you would have to add about a half ton of air for each square meter inside the eye, or a total of a bit more than half a billion (500,000,000) tons for a 20 km radius eye. ocean waves created by nuclear explosions. Earths crust dozens of miles across, leaving a hole through which What would the world be like if the land masses were spread out the same way as now - only rotated by an angle of 90 degrees? People, in other words, have spent a good deal of time coming up with ideas for stopping hurricanes. But that doesn't mean serious scientists haven't thought about the possibility. What a great axe that would be! What if a rainstorm dropped all of its water in a single giant drop? Until then, perhaps the best solution is just learn to co-exist with them.". Recumbent bicycles in aerodynamic shells can go almost 40m/s, and to reach 200m/s in one would require you to use 25 times the power output. 53,000,000 megatons is approximately the energy of the Chicxulub impact. Astrophysicists are always saying things like "This mission to this comet is equivalent to throwing a baseball from New York and hitting a particular window in San Francisco." [[A bar chart on a sheet of paper labeled "Fuel energy density in Megajoules That's scientist talk for "We are so screwed." A 2016 National Geographic article also explained that detonating a nuke inside a hurricane could violate the Peaceful Nuclear Explosions Treaty between the U.S. and the former Soviet Union (now Russia), possibly increasing the arms race tensions between the two countries. Some words have consecutive letters on the same number. I've often joked I'd like to have my remains put into orbit. How many perfect scores would there be? My 12-year-old daughter is proposing an interesting project. How big a hole do I need to dig before people suffocate? The nature of the food chain means even radioactive plankton could end up harming much larger marine life. You would have to go 200m/s. 2: Additional Serious Scientific Answers to Absurd Hypothetical Questions was released on September 13. If there was enough water, and if the model held up, thisblast would produces a cavity of hot gasses, which then collapses. Not much. like. a result of such a deep-water closed bubble creation and dissipation, Would it flow once it's set up? If you went outside and lay down on your back with your mouth open, how long would you have to wait until a bird pooped in it? As the chunks of rock fall back As humans learned over the last century from a wide variety of incidents, fallout is no fun. Aim carefully. Weather Bureau (the forerunner of the National Weather Service), Francis W. Riechelderfer (pictured), heard about this idea and did not laugh until he cried. Also, it would be many times the distance the Earth is from the Moon. And there probably isn't a point in having the hurricane police just guess which storms they think will become huge to keep the number of yearly nukes to a more reasonable five or six, especially when they might be wrong every time. Why can't we do that? The book "Caesar's Last Breath" (via Vox) recounts the 1947 cloud seeding experiment on Hurricane King. First two months break of at least two in a row, the 15th break in total. We kept the chairs for five years but despite laborious attempts it couldn't be reproduced. As a writer, I'm wondering what would be the cumulative energy of the hundreds of thousands of keystrokes required to write a novel. Hey! Unlike the last article, out after almost a 15 weeks break, this one was released only a bit more than week after that. 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